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Guest blogger: Spanner McTwisp
Dear Jessica,
I have two things to tell you
First of all. I found 2 fifty cent pieces in my pocket just now and I’ve decided to use them to purchase you a one dollar mixture. I assume you don’t know what they are, explanation to follow.
They’re little white paper bag full of happiness and sunshine (or candy that has been randomly selected and most likely unhygenically handled by the Indian/Pakastani/Korean store owner) that you get from the dairy. Quite often it’s just full of those horrible gummy teeth lollies, but I’ll feel the lumps in the bag before I buy it to make sure I don’t get one of those ones. Because I like you and I want you to have one with good candy in it.
Secondly
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